sorry your heinous

sorryyourheinous:

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? WHERE ARE THE ADULTS?

Didn’t really notice but this stupid thing is somehow over 11k notes now. Is it bots? It’s bots, right?

A while ago, I made some silly Spoonerized baseball cards. David Roth at The Classical just posted some more. Can’t wait for opening day.

[spoilers: Millie Ways, Sick Rutcliffe, Male Durphy, and more]

A while ago, I made some silly Spoonerized baseball cards. David Roth at The Classical just posted some more. Can’t wait for opening day.

[spoilers: Millie Ways, Sick Rutcliffe, Male Durphy, and more]

I hate to do this, because it’s a shitty thing, only writing about the bad—though it has been mostly all bad and I’m no creative fictionist—but enough of you have said the nicest things about my dogs over the years that I figure some would want to know (note: this is going to be sad, so don’t read if you don’t want; absolutely don’t blame you). My dachshund died this morning. I found her lying on her bed, looking peaceful, and it actually took me a moment to realize she wasn’t breathing.

She hadn’t really been well since the first seizure, so I’d certainly imagined this as a possibility, but she’d also had so many good and bad and better stretches it was really hard to gauge how much time she had left. A week prior, I thought she was going to die in my arms on a particularly terrible night, as she struggled to breathe or stand-up and her heart raced faster than I’d ever felt. She made it through that and seemed… okay? She was never going to be her pre-seizure self, even during the good spells, but I’d still hoped.

I didn’t really get to say good-bye, but last night I did get to settle her down—she paced, a lot, these last few months—and tuck her in. I’m so very thankful that that is what I get to remember and not the other night, when she struggled but somehow held on.

So she’s gone now, my last puppy, my last pet, and the house is quiet and I am very sad.

[original]
Dog Update. Doing pretty good, no seizures since she’s been on medication and the sluggishness of the early days has mostly disappeared. She’s still only getting older and the reason the seizures started is still unknown, but she seems happy and for that I’m grateful.

Dog Update. Doing pretty good, no seizures since she’s been on medication and the sluggishness of the early days has mostly disappeared. She’s still only getting older and the reason the seizures started is still unknown, but she seems happy and for that I’m grateful.

There’s a black and tan dachshund in my yard.

There’s a black and tan dachshund in my yard.

I found a mantis today.

deepomega:

loopedlooped:

Looper 923.

Finally getting around to building this one-off looping mograph doodle blog. Follow it if you like gifs that never ever end. Don’t follow it if you prefer for your web experience to have conclusive finality.

deepomega:

loopedlooped:

Looper 923.

Finally getting around to building this one-off looping mograph doodle blog. Follow it if you like gifs that never ever end. Don’t follow it if you prefer for your web experience to have conclusive finality.