December 2009
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CORRECTION: one (1) renaissance melody, repeated at least 23 times
Dec 29th
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when on hold with my allergist I am treated to lovely MIDI renaissance melodies.
Dec 29th
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A chimpanzee in overalls fondles a statue’s penis, then goes to the bakery to pick up a cake, but the pack of bulldogs he’s walking turn on him and chase him down the road before a bird of prey steals the chimpanzee’s cake. Or, as it’s called in Japan, “Tuesday.”
Dec 29th
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I AM READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
How much you wanna make a bet Cutler can throw a football over them mountains?… … Cutler has been intercepted.
Dec 29th
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Frederick Plane Thief Identified as Homeless Man →
“Pennington said Cox is familiar with airplanes but is not proficient in their operation.”
Dec 28th
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“I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s...”
– Artemus Ward (1834 - 1867)
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WatchWatch
Small dog braves snow My dachshund takes the more difficult route back to the house.
Dec 20th
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grilled salmon for dinner? yes, yes I would.
Dec 18th
A best man's prank on a newly married couple:... →
maura: It’s all anonymous, so “no one is hurt,” at least until someone traces back the e-mail address associated with the account. But I have to wonder — aside from the usual work-or-shoot suspicions — what kind of honeymoon locale has such lax security that a room’s non-resident can smuggle in “a pressure-sensitive pad that tweets out when sexual activity starts, when it ends, the force of the...
Dec 18th
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7 to 14”+ AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! WE MIGHT NEVER SEE GRASS AGAIN
Dec 18th
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Listenosotd: Delta Spirit - Trashcan Up and coming,...
Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
HEY GUYS!
aimee-b-loved: I KNOW THAT I SHOULD RESPECT MY ELDERS BUT IT’S HARD WHEN BRUCE LISTENS TO MORE BOSTON THAN ANY LIVING PERSON. WELL, ANY LIVING PERSON AFTER 1980. I’M JUST THANKFUL THAT HE DOESN’T REQUEST IT AT THE ROLLER RINK. INSTEAD, HE ASKS FOR TIFFANY. BECAUSE “I THINK WE’RE ALONE NOW” IS HIS JAM. YES, IT’S MORE THAN 2 DECADES OLD. BUT EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS. It’s more than a...
Dec 15th
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“Making my decade-end lists. Worst American Tragedy should go to 9/11, right?”
– Scott Aukerman (via Twitter)
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the worst part of having a mustache is the explosive sneezes that follow accidentally inhaling hairs into your nostrils.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Jacksonville losing to Miami dropped their odds of making the playoffs ~35% or so (now at about 30%). In comparison, Pittsburgh losing to Cleveland dropped their odds about 25% (odds now at about 5%). Denver, Baltimore, and Jacksonville are the primary teams in it for the AFC wild card with Baltimore benefiting most from Jacksonville and Pittsburgh losing. Meanwhile, my team, the Washington...
Dec 13th