February 2010
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Just now...
ra-ta-ta:
I was doing laundry in my building and this guy kept staring at me…as I got increasingly self-conscious, he walked up to me and said, “Hey…you’re the girl with the Ninja Turtles t-shirt and Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band bag.” To which I replied, “Yes, I guess I am that girl.“ Oh, of all the things to be known for…
That bag sounds awesome (not that TMNT t-shirts don’t,...
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January 2010
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youcankeepthechange:
Islands: “Swans (Life After...
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CEO, Penis.net →
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osotd:
Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man
I...
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Joe Posnanski: Iron Fisk →
If you have an interest in baseball and the steroid debate, this is a very good read into some of the “forgotten” factors (besides steroids) that contributed to the record setting home-run totals of the late-90s. Just one example, that you almost never hear mentioned, is how many new home-run friendly parks opened up right before or during this era, often times replacing much more...
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fuckyeahrocknroll:
Billy Bragg - A New England (...
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osotd:
The XX - Crystalized
If you do not think...
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Click here to hear the president of Oracle Corp.... →
misterhippity:
It just gave me shivers up and down my spine! It must be heard to be believed!
(It’s more touching even than that scene in Duets where the Gwyneth Paltrow sings this with Huey Lewis - which was really romantic even though it was also kind of incestuously creepy because Huey was supposed to the Gwyneth’s father!)
More here. From http://charlesphillipsandyavaughniewilkins.com/....
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imdeadanditsallmyfault:
I’m telling you, Doug, these satan ritual things are the best places to get laid. There’s the whole “virgin sacrifice” feeling in the air so you just hang out in the field and look for the girls trying disqualify themselves beforehand. Wear the robe, don’t wear the robe—I don’t give a shit. Pass me that cologne.
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I think it would be so fantastic
youcankeepthechange:
if someone opened a restaurant called ‘It’s Thyme!’ and all they served was food that came with an exaggerated amount of thyme on it. Like, it’s BBQ chicken thyme! That would literally be BBQ chicken with an unnecessary heaping of thyme on it. Granted the food would be shitty and the restaurant probably wouldn’t last too long, but the pun potential (the ‘puntential,’ if you...
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ohmanohmanohmanohman
hangovers not supposed to start til the morning wtf
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15 Signs NASA Had A Cocaine Problem →
“A small amount of cocaine was found in a restricted area of the processing hangar for the shuttle Discovery, NASA said in a statement… the cocaine was found this week in a small bag on the floor near a bathroom in the restricted area.” - CNN.com, “NASA finds cocaine in shuttle hangar”, 1/15/2010
“Mars Rover solar panel covered with white smears and razor...
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imdeadanditsallmyfault:
All killer bees are honey bees, but not all honey bees are killer bees, Doug. Mathematically, it doesn’t make sense to be a pussy about it. Well, I already bought the kit and the jumpsuit. Then eat your biscuits plain, Negator.
I love this tumblr.
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“Now that Comcast owns NBC, the cable company should just tell Conan and Leno to...”
– @carrmah
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ninety9:
Tip to the peeps who want to use Haiti to prove the Our Brother in Chief (who lets more terrorists in, Rudy Giuliani remix) is failing, even though everyone is anxious and wondering why we haven’t fixed things yet, take a trip into the wayback machine and check on what Our Fratboy in Chief accomplished at hour 24. Someone more capable could even do a timeline and shit.
And the slight...
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